Giornale d’istituto
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Lettera al Direttore: C’è nessuno?
Alla cortese attenzione del Direttore Baldo TronfiniOggetto: richiesta di individuazione di un altro ricercatore Elio Misuri (Ricercatore, laboratorio INNOFREE per l’Innovation-Free Innovation) Gentile, Luminosissimo, Direttor Tronfini, le scrivo per sapere se, oltre a me, qualcun altro svolga attività di ricerca presso il nostro Ente di Ricerca. Mi rendo conto che la domanda possa apparire poco…
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CIRCULAR No. 5 Project: “The Four Seasons: A Melting Symphony”
by Baldo Tronfini (the Director) The Directorate hereby announces that we shall sacrifice one thousand cubic metres of the Marmolada glacier to listen to music generated by the Pippolone, through a new flagship departmental project conceived by the Director’s dazzling mind—mine, that is—and founded on Innovation-free Innovation and a strategic interpretation of transdisciplinarity. Following the resounding success of a…
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CIRCULAR No. 4 Implementation of the Innovation-Free Innovation Programme
by Aida Grugnetti (female Director-General of the Sole Research Authority of the State of Bananas) We hereby announce the launch of the strategic Innovation-Free Innovation programme, designed to free innovation once and for all from the need to produce new knowledge. The programme is founded on Data-Free Data Architecture, an infrastructure conceived to organise, describe, classify and make data reusable, regardless of their…
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CIRCULAR No. NN Organisational Update on the Innovative Barbecue of the Future’s Dazzling Brilliance
by Zacchi Lo Piccolo (Head of the Office of Events, Brilliance and Radiative Phenomena) Owing to the absence of our most luminous Director, Baldo Tronfini, who is temporarily unavailable to irradiate the proceedings with his presence, we hereby announce that the Barbecue of Dazzling Brilliance, originally scheduled under Plan A, will not take place under Plan A. As the Directorate has repeatedly reminded us,…
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CIRCULAR No. 3 Project: “Wear the Future”
by Baldo Tronfini (the Director) Our people. Our prêt-à-porter. To all researchers and female researchers, At this historic moment, when many of you are contemplating the very real possibility of having to change careers, the Department of Research and Innovation has deemed it necessary to address an even more pressing issue: style. Indeed, we have a duty…
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Circular No. 2 – Energy to Power Research
by Baldo Tronfini (the Director) The Free State of Bananas is pleased to announce a new strategic research infrastructure. We have installed solar panels. Research, as everyone knows, works best when the sun is shining. The investment will increase resilience, sustainability, energy independence and the number of press releases containing the word “green”. Someone has pointed out that the…
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Circular No. 1 – How to Capitalise on Precarious Research Employment in 7 Rules
di Baldo Tronfini ( The director) Benvenuti nel manuale di gestione della moderna Big Science. Se siete stati nominati al vertice di un Ente Pubblico di Ricerca, dovete eventualmente guarire dall’ingenua retorica sul “valore del capitale umano”. Nella ricerca di Stato contemporanea, le persone non sono risorse da coltivare: sono algoritmi temporanei da spremere e,…
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Baldo Tronfini
Baldo Tronfini è il Direttore del Dipartimento di Ricerca e Tecnologia dello Stato Libero di Bananas. Da anni si dedica con costanza allo studio delle dinamiche organizzative e del potere amministrativo, maturando una convinzione semplice ma profonda: le decisioni difficili tendono a generarsi spontaneamente se le problematiche a cui rispondono vengono ignorate abbastanza a lungo.…
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